13.12.07

Last day in Singapore till I go on Vacation for a Week.
:(

NEW GEETARES.

Jo here. Don got his new Gibson Les Paul Studio. :)

Okay, let's substantialise this post a little. To get this we had to skip school and go all the way to paya lebar SPO customs. It was kind of amazing seeing the package being carried out.

:D At first they didn't take cash but in the end they let us pay the exact $42.60 in cash anyways. Yey for nice police.

After that we went to see the BEE movie. It was good, for many reasons. Jerry Seinfeld is hilarious.

Ok, Don, your call. What else shall I write.

Joke: The Woman and the Frog

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.


Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.



Male readers: Please scroll down..




























The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.


Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.




Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!



TRUTH BE TOLD!!! :(

April 77 Fit Pics (Use it at your own discretion)

Do whatever you all want with the pics, just don't tell me:(

Hurry up already~!

Label/Receipt Number: XXXXXXXXXXX Detailed Results: International Dispatch, December 05, 2007, 3:46 pm, MIAMI Processed, December 05, 2007, 8:38 am, MIAMI, FL 33112 Acceptance, December 04, 2007, 11:48 am, MONROE, GA 30655 :( :(

What I did yesterday~( and the interestingest post ever!)

I can't say much really, all I did was went to school and Mac-ed afterwards
You found it, this is your first step to what I'm about to say.
Nobody woke me up, so I had to wake myself up from slumber at 6:15 :( EARLY RIGHT?! :(
What I am about to say might irritate some/many, but I don't really care.
Very tired ah! Reached school at around 9:10 for the UT, almost late, AGAIN! :(
I don't know what to do.
Everytime I managed to chiong into the class and start the UT, but Maths was fucking hard wtf:(
Dad told me to not trust anyone ever in my Life, except myself.
Regretted not studying or even going through but hopefull I'll be able to get at least get a C+ or hopefully a B (Again) hahahahaha, then more people will hate me. :x
Dad was right, it's impossible to trust anyone in your life 100%. The only person that wouldn't lie
Thankfully I didn't miss the UT la, take better than don't take, right?! :x Don optimistic seh~ haha
Is yourself. Lots of things buried, deep beneath the earth. Thanks for reading.
P.S. No pics:( Camera not with me, and also lazy to upload random pics~
P.S. Do not trust anyone except yourself, you'll come to regret it, sooner or later.

Life!